Mummy Movie Monday 12: Rage of the Mummy


 Well this week, watching Rage of the Mummy, I managed to make it to EIGHT minutes.  

The opening credits aren't bad.  It makes the transition from credits to story using a comic book as a framing device and that's probably where the budget went.  Dunno.

The Mummy's tomb has been plundered by a group of evil occultism called The Pharaohs of Darkness.  They're auctioning off the artifacts among their members, "but first let's go around the room and introduce ourselves."

That was when I had to stop.

It might have gotten better but I wasn't going to risk it.

My advice: pass on this one, too.

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